~ Clean Tail

Ah yes, Monday Morning.

I thought I would add some pizazz to your day by sharing some humorous photos to kick things off, which will then lead into my very first Product Review. Each week I will provide a review on at least one of my (and Julie’s) favorite things. Ya know, kind of like Oprah, blah blah, but with a twist. You’ll see.

However, I am having trouble learning the new photo software on my Apple Computer so things are delayed. Thanks for understanding.

Another preview -

Cheers, Norbs or as this photo shows, Guy smiley

Post Script: The fire alarm just went off in my building. Grrrrr, how am I going to carry this new computer out with me?!

~ An Apple A Day…

“…Keeps the Vet Away”


ESPECIALLY, if the apple looks like this!

Yesterday I mentioned I was going on a big adventure, and boy did I ever.  Julie and I put on our wooly sweaters, trekked through the brr-brr chilly air and ended up at THE pristine, white mecca of computer technology blissfulness. The APPLE store! Not just any Apple store, but a tri-level flagship computer kingdom.

I don’t drool much, but I salivated something fierce when I saw this…

Here is why the Apple store rocks my Chorkie world:

  • friendly - open the door for us, allow Chorkies into their store, take  your picture and tell you how impeccably adorable you are
  • clean – the floors are so immaculate you’d eat off them
  • name tags – not good with names? no problem! all the workers wear name tags around their necks ( I could have included this under the “friendly” bullet point above, but I just think it deserves its own little plug. I want my own name tag because folks are constantly asking me my name)
  • customer service – our personal MAC specialist spent 2 hours showing me the ins-and-outs of my new Apple baby, was very patient and answered all my questions.
  • products – this one is intensely obvious; Apple computers are marvels…almost incomprehensible, right? HOW do they even work? Genius.

Want more proof? Check it out here:  http://www.apple.com/getamac/whymac/

Norbert + Apple = deep, kooky love

I am such a fortunate Chorkie. Julie believes in me so much that she made this purchase to support my creative writing endeavors:

And even BIGGER news: I am getting my veeery own website for my blog! Can you believe that? Ya, uber-ridiculoso exciting. I will keep you posted for shizzle on the development.

I was going to pose the question: MAC vs PC?, but we all know there is no point in debating it. Instead, let’s all just gush over how mad-delicious Apples are. It’s conclusive: an Apple a day will definitely keep Norbert’s vet away. Although…

My vet is super fun. Last time I went in, they gave me treats-a-plenty and a new hairstyle along with my checkup:

A hint below for tomorrow’s Tail. Get ready for it!

Steve Jobs you da man! Please invent a puppy friendly keyboard. Oh, and a teleporter, because that would be a good invention too. Yeah, a telelporter.

Cheers, Norbs