~ Eye Tail

I mentioned I was going to reveal one of my biggest quirks. Let us start by defining a”quirk.”

quirk

/kw?rk/  –noun

1. a peculiarity of action, behavior, or personality; mannerism: He is full of strange quirks.

I have a ‘peculiar action’ that relates to my eyes and to my head. Julie calls it laziness, but in reality, it is a super-sense of nimble alertness, peripheral awareness, subtle strategic acuteness. This clever quirk is what I humbly coined: “Norbert Eyes.”

In simple terms, I look at someone or something without moving my neck or head. You will see the whites of my eyes and often, my ears go back as I surmise the situation. (not talking about Jersey shore here folks, but rather the situation of my surroundings). Really, it is and efficient way of conserving energy, engaging in a mindful presence with a slick edge. Do you follow me? I am totally captain commando. Stealth.

ha Ha HA, but to the normal Mr. Whoever-you-are, I am just a small chorkie with a goofy quirk.

Here is a glimpse Stealth Norbert in fine form.

I present NORBERT EYES

There you have it. Why Norbert are you sharing this covert secret you ask? Because, you my friends, you are insiders. What quirks do you have?

This was a short get-to-know-Norbert tail. You can look forward to a glorious tail tomorrow. Don’t go rogue on me – remember Stealth Norbert here. I SEE YOU – *imagine me pointing both paws at your eyes, then back to my eyes, then back to your eyes* Yeah its like that. Muahahaha.

Just kidding. Love you all!

Norbie Liv (hey that could be the hip-hop version of my name. Woot woot!)

4 Responses to “~ Eye Tail”

  1. very perceptive to notice the “quirk!!”

  2. Eye spy…
    Very funny!

  3. Norbert, You are so adorable and make me laugh!
    My dog, Dillon does the same thing.
    I will be checking in tomorrow…
    Kelly

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