“…Keeps the Vet Away”

ESPECIALLY, if the apple looks like this!

Yesterday I mentioned I was going on a big adventure, and boy did I ever.  Julie and I put on our wooly sweaters, trekked through the brr-brr chilly air and ended up at THE pristine, white mecca of computer technology blissfulness. The APPLE store! Not just any Apple store, but a tri-level flagship computer kingdom.

I don’t drool much, but I salivated something fierce when I saw this…

Here is why the Apple store rocks my Chorkie world:

• friendly - open the door for us, allow Chorkies into their store, take  your picture and tell you how impeccably adorable you are
• clean – the floors are so immaculate you’d eat off them
• name tags – not good with names? no problem! all the workers wear name tags around their necks ( I could have included this under the “friendly” bullet point above, but I just think it deserves its own little plug. I want my own name tag because folks are constantly asking me my name)
• customer service – our personal MAC specialist spent 2 hours showing me the ins-and-outs of my new Apple baby, was very patient and answered all my questions.
• products – this one is intensely obvious; Apple computers are marvels…almost incomprehensible, right? HOW do they even work? Genius.

Want more proof? Check it out here:  http://www.apple.com/getamac/whymac/

Norbert + Apple = deep, kooky love

I am such a fortunate Chorkie. Julie believes in me so much that she made this purchase to support my creative writing endeavors:

And even BIGGER news: I am getting my veeery own website for my blog! Can you believe that? Ya, uber-ridiculoso exciting. I will keep you posted for shizzle on the development.

I was going to pose the question: MAC vs PC?, but we all know there is no point in debating it. Instead, let’s all just gush over how mad-delicious Apples are. It’s conclusive: an Apple a day will definitely keep Norbert’s vet away. Although…

My vet is super fun. Last time I went in, they gave me treats-a-plenty and a new hairstyle along with my checkup:

A hint below for tomorrow’s Tail. Get ready for it!

Steve Jobs you da man! Please invent a puppy friendly keyboard. Oh, and a teleporter, because that would be a good invention too. Yeah, a telelporter.

Cheers, Norbs

Filed under: Adventures!, Blogroll, Product Reviews by Julie on January 31, 2010